Every Team That Has Ever Played in the NBA, From Memory:

Atlanta Hawks

Portland Trail Blazers

Mil-walk-ee Bucks

Charlotte Bobcats Hornets

Uhh, Utah Jazz?

Kentucky Kernels (it was like a popcorn thing, right?)

New Orleans Pelicans

Seattle Supersonics

OKC Thundermen

New Jersey Nets

New York Nets

Brooklyn Nets

Secaucus Nets

Pennsylvanian Appalachia Nets

Pittsburgh Black and Gold Basketball Team

The Razors

Sioux Falls Skyforce

St. Louis Hawks

Sacramento Kings

St. Louis Kings

Kansas City Kings

Las Vegas Kings

D-League Select Team

New York Basketball Yankees

CSKA Moscow

Barcelona

Harlem Globetrotters, that year Wilt was on the team

The Spirits of St. Louis

ONE: Run the Jewles

TWO: Sun Kill Moon

THREE: Shellac

FOUR: Can I be real, I didn’t listen to a lot of music this year and I am sort of using other lists to catch up. I listened to baseball podcasts instead, it was dumb

Chicago Bulls

Chicago Royals

Chicago Hornets

Chicago Nets

A side note about Wilt being on the Globetrotters: when he was on the team, was he the microphone guy, who initiated all the pranks? Or did he know that wasn’t in his wheelhouse, so he deferred to Jimmy Curls or whoeverthefuck?

Golden State Warriors

Oakland Brave Warriors

Oakland Bravemen

Oakland Braves

Oakland Sioux

Oakland Sioux Falls Skyforces

Oakland Oaks

Oakland Oaken Sioux

Oakland Oaken Sious Falls Oakforces

West

East

Rookie

Sophmore

Team Shaq

Team Webber

Team Chuck

Team, uhh, Greg Anthony?

Team Reggie Miller

Team Reggie Evans

Team Evan, Evan’s team, Evan from home room, he wears a black T-Shirt every day

Outkast

Kentucky

BearSquad

BearSquad II

BearSquad III: Now It’s Bearsonal

Los Angeles Lakers

Minneapolis Lakes

George Mikan’s Amazing Lakemen

Los Angeles Clippers

San Diego Clippers

Phoenix Suns

Phoenix Coyotes

Vancouver Grizzlies

Memphis Grizzlies

Florida Magic

Miami Heat

Miami Floridians

New York Knickerbockers

Maine Craberbockers

Philadelphia 76erbokers

Boston Celterbockers

New Jersey Neterbockers

New Jersey NutterButters

Real Madriderbockers

Dallas Mavericks

Houston Rockets

Houston Ass-pros

John’s Woodens

James Naismitherbockers

Bockerbocker Bockerbockers