Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Every Team That Has Ever Played in the NBA, From Memory:

Atlanta Hawks
Portland Trail Blazers
Mil-walk-ee Bucks
Charlotte Bobcats Hornets
Uhh, Utah Jazz?
Kentucky Kernels (it was like a popcorn thing, right?)
New Orleans Pelicans
Seattle Supersonics
OKC Thundermen
New Jersey Nets
New York Nets
Brooklyn Nets
Secaucus Nets
Pennsylvanian Appalachia Nets
Pittsburgh Black and Gold Basketball Team
The Razors
Sioux Falls Skyforce
St. Louis Hawks
Sacramento Kings
St. Louis Kings
Kansas City Kings
Las Vegas Kings
D-League Select Team
New York Basketball Yankees
CSKA Moscow
Harlem Globetrotters, that year Wilt was on the team
The Spirits of St. Louis
ONE: Run the Jewles
TWO: Sun Kill Moon
THREE: Shellac
FOUR: Can I be real, I didn’t listen to a lot of music this year and I am sort of using other lists to catch up. I listened to baseball podcasts instead, it was dumb
Chicago Bulls
Chicago Royals
Chicago Hornets
Chicago Nets
A side note about Wilt being on the Globetrotters: when he was on the team, was he the microphone guy, who initiated all the pranks? Or did he know that wasn’t in his wheelhouse, so he deferred to Jimmy Curls or whoeverthefuck?
Golden State Warriors
Oakland Brave Warriors
Oakland Bravemen
Oakland Braves
Oakland Sioux
Oakland Sioux Falls Skyforces
Oakland Oaks
Oakland Oaken Sioux
Oakland Oaken Sious Falls Oakforces
Team Shaq
Team Webber
Team Chuck
Team, uhh, Greg Anthony?
Team Reggie Miller
Team Reggie Evans
Team Evan, Evan’s team, Evan from home room, he wears a black T-Shirt every day
BearSquad II
BearSquad III: Now It’s Bearsonal
Los Angeles Lakers
Minneapolis Lakes
George Mikan’s Amazing Lakemen
Los Angeles Clippers
San Diego Clippers
Phoenix Suns
Phoenix Coyotes
Vancouver Grizzlies
Memphis Grizzlies
Florida Magic
Miami Heat
Miami Floridians
New York Knickerbockers
Maine Craberbockers
Philadelphia 76erbokers
Boston Celterbockers
New Jersey Neterbockers
New Jersey NutterButters
Real Madriderbockers
Dallas Mavericks
Houston Rockets
Houston Ass-pros
John’s Woodens
James Naismitherbockers
Bockerbocker Bockerbockers

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